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random thoughts. [23 Nov 2006|04:58pm] there was a guy today in the bank who gave me his number. he had the sketchiest bank track record, had healed slash wounds on his arms like he had fought a ninja equipped with a katana sword, and a glare which could kill a man. reasonably goodlooking, but i then realised i couldnt bring him home to fuck in a nacho coloured room. so i threw out his number. jail seems like a good option right now as an alternative to worrying about money, bills, and roomhates. 9 survivors|save yourself

[20 Nov 2006|11:43pm] i work at amuse now as well as the bank, see you there on wednesday. next post will be full of items for sale. keep yr eyes peeled. cameras , music, purses, shoes, clothes ,dvds oh my ! 5 survivors|save yourself

[20 Nov 2006|07:02pm] im getting so sad. im in the middle of cataloging my entire music collection, cds , vinyl and all...just so i can sell it. hell i might even make a distro at a few shows with this shit. feels like im losing a part of myself. this is so fucking pathetic. $$$$$$$$$$$ 9 survivors|save yourself

[09 Nov 2006|05:45pm] IM AS HAPPY AS A CLAM :))))))))))))))) this really doesnt work for the whole general feeling of my journal entries. 6 survivors|save yourself

if it aint making money, it aint making sense. [07 Nov 2006|08:10pm] i just got a part time job at that dumpy fresh fruit market on bank street in the glebe. what a fucking dump. theyre willing to start my pay off at 9$ an hour though, pretty impressive for a small unsuccessful dump ! i guess thats what happens when you boast about making 14$ elsewhere. what an entrepreneur though when you can make a buisness last for 50 yrs without speaking any english or have an ability to muster out anything other than nods, poorly put together sentences, and giant grins. then again, maybe im a too critical bitch. i really hope the Amuse thing works out, thanks again alexandra ! ilu. your boss is precious. id really like to get back into small retail stores instead of evil-money-hungry-head-boss kinda employment, or way-too-much-responsibility kinda employment. i got a dumpy call back for a data inputing job till 3am, the hours are perfect since i dont sleep anyways, but out by industrial/st laurent? i dont think so - eat my ass. i'm pretty much just rambling now. im way too focussed on debt reduction lately - then again, that isnt really such a bad thing. 7 survivors|save yourself

[06 Nov 2006|08:46pm] im back on the job rodeo. anyone know of anyplace hiring for minimal hours??? i need a direct in somewhere. i just got offered an interview at a fresh mart for tommorrow, "hi are you still looking for a job? were hideously desperate, and dont even have your resume, just your cover letter" , that might as well have been said seeing as they actually did mention only having my coverletter and no longer the resume - professional chimps my friends. i figured it was about time i awkwardly quit another job. wait, that makes me sound sketchy, if you know any DECENT jobs, with AWESOME people, i swear i wont sketch out. only if the entire place is strictly employed by rimjobs ( ie; loblaws, mrs tiggywinkles) 16 survivors|save yourself

[03 Nov 2006|04:56am] i keep on writing more. and painting even less. this is stupid cause words are meaningless to me. 1 survivor|save yourself

tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi [02 Nov 2006|05:00am] i had the most fun ive had in so long today - completely sober. is being straight edge the cure to my rut of antisocialism lately? i nearly broke my no-pot-streak for the first time in, a good half yr or so tonight, im glad i didnt, and im also glad i turned down a handful of drink offers tonight, thanks anyways - the offer was appreciated. bonding with a sweet new friend was also to blame for my good moods, hell, i even enjoyed giggles, dancing, and yelling - arent those pretty much the best side effects from booze anyways, aside from concussions, barfing, and woozy. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ive been in the shittiest of all antisocial moods lately. it really sucks. i have a feeling that people are finding me to be a bitch or just not wanting to hang out with them. dont stop inviting me out places ! its not that im shafting you personally, im just shafting the thought of doing stuff/anything altogether. you see, i dont mind hanging one on one really and mellowing out, but fuck. after a whole day of just over the top customer service licking old peoples asses like a 8 hr sponge bath, the last thing i want to do is get together with a large crew of people and try and be entertaining and witty still. i mean fuck. like i can exert myself even more in one day without even getting paid. i mean, sure , that sounds bad, wanting to get paid to hang with friends. like youre not not even worthy to hang out with me, i obviously dont mean it litterally, but thats just my attitude sometimes somewhere along the lines of that after im so burntout from work, and ppl try and guilt me and fuss over me not wanting to do stuff. its really not my fault, my body hates me so much more these days especially after starting to take caffeine pills. and knowing me how i dont intake any sugar or especially caffine, ever, you can see how this'd get me promptly fukt. andrea, i hope you enjoyed your bday, youre wicked. marc, im sorry , im a jerk, i also love you, i need to book in mass time before you leave me. dont stop inviting me out, or else i'll never end up leaving my room :((((( ...could there be any more innapropriate use of commas in this fucking entry? this is so unlike me, moreso than ever. 11 survivors|save yourself

[30 Oct 2006|06:52pm] of course all my possible booty calls for this past weekend were taken. sheesh. i think im more serious than kidding. sup? ;) 18 survivors|save yourself

this goes out to sabrina; [23 Oct 2006|11:42pm] adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: trying to figure out our band name adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: lol adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: i have so far adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: Black Tourmaline JENGILLEN. says: wicked name adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: so far its the fav of the band JENGILLEN. says: black gems? adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: yeah adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: Contains the ability to absorb negativity from electromagnetic fields that can have an adverse affect upon some people. Metaphysical Properties: Deflects and repels negative energy, especially psychic attack. Protects against microwaves, radiation, "spells," and ill-wishing. Grounds spiritual energy, increases physical vitality. Defends against debilitating disease, strengthens immune system. JENGILLEN. says: how bout , kryptonite niggers. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: haha adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: id use nagars adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: sounds coole adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: r JENGILLEN. says: reeeeally JENGILLEN. says: just sounds less racist to me. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: exactly JENGILLEN. says: oh. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: hahaa JENGILLEN. says: p.c. eh adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: pc? JENGILLEN. says: politically correct adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: Anthropodermic bibliopegy- binding of human flesh adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: yeah adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: in book form JENGILLEN. says: this just got too trippy for me. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: haha okay JENGILLEN. says: whats book form adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: the binding of human flesh JENGILLEN. says: you just lost me adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: weird stuff JENGILLEN. says: whereever that came from adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: Anthropodermic bibliopegy- binding of human flesh in book form JENGILLEN. says: thats cool JENGILLEN. says: what the adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: thats another name i suppose but i don't like JENGILLEN. says: oh JENGILLEN. says: could it get any longer adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: more of a weird album name JENGILLEN. says: i like , vacuous abridged idiosyncrasy. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: whats that? JENGILLEN. says: playing the long game name. adrian. | The Most Vicious Crime | says: i google it and find your live journal hahahahahhaa JENGILLEN. says: awkward. JENGILLEN. says: now this conversation will be there cause i cant stop laughing. sometimes i hate the internet. 9 survivors|save yourself

[22 Oct 2006|06:10pm] fuck, im gonna get so sick for biking in the rain to china town today. on the upside, i got the 1st battle royale, kung fu hustle which has the axe gang in it , election one and two, and a shit copy of the protector. apparently the translation is wayyyyy off on the protector, im kinda excited on how funny it will be. someone recommend legit kung fu movies for me. today is the end of ramadan, and instead of feast and celebration, here i am eating poutine alone. 10 survivors|save yourself

[21 Oct 2006|05:45pm] i cant believe i got cockblocked two times in one night. 7 survivors|save yourself

[19 Oct 2006|01:21pm] just a quick update from work. i love my job. when im done Ramadan, im going to eat a double big mac as a fuck you to everything and especially myself. joanna rytel is my new hero. someone please feed me....after sundown. 16 survivors|save yourself

[17 Oct 2006|07:08pm] fuck. my debt just got so overwhelming. please just donate to the jen gillen fund. 10 survivors|save yourself

[17 Oct 2006|01:02am] you heard it here first; the uneducated are starting to infiltrate the schooling profile site. another damn profile on another damn internet page. no big news really coming from me. i basicly spent this last weekend biking around like a maniac since soon i wont be able to , or at least i'll have to invest in some mitts to prolong the biking season. biked out to merivale , and then south keys another time. drank excessively for the first time in a long time on friday. woke up beside a weird italian man with a name i cant pronounce. thankfully all my clothes were intact. as was my vagina. 3 survivors|save yourself

[13 Oct 2006|06:59pm] im merely a live action display of genetics; People being what they are, Scotland is not the only country to have its share of boorish individuals. The French, for instance, have seigneur-terraces, café customers who spend a lot of time at a table but little money, and Indonesians put up with mencomot, people who steal objects of small value for fun. save yourself

layssss go bloooo haysss [12 Oct 2006|01:15am] anyone else down on that new microsoft zune? their version of the iPod? im kinda really down with the look of it. the name, not so down....sounds too much like poon. i like the word poon. but listening to something similar to poon.... sounds really unappealing. poons arent meant to be held up to your ears like seashells. whatevs. apparently im in a flyer for Evolved Body Art in ohio? wickeeeeeeeed. thanks meagan. oh and those first two shoes i posted last entry, are now mine :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im pretty overly excited about today in general. now that im mustering up some sort of shit regular blurb in this thing , now i have to catch up on everyone elses ljs and i'll be set. 11 survivors|save yourself

[10 Oct 2006|05:43am] you wouldnt believe how dead the streets are on a 2:30am post-thanksgiving night. thanksgiving was - it was something alright. an epic trip to toronto with some freddy bros and some good times in hottawa. saw some epic luchadore nikes in toronto; im not a dunks kinda broad - i hate anything to do with tying shoes, or bulky footwear, but fuck, these nike dunk high premiums lucha libre stylezzzz make me cum. as do these nike air force one premiums lucha libre stylezzz. i didnt see these ones in the store. but fuck that lil luchadore bro is prime. Mmmm nike high vandals. i dont even wear sneaks really. i need a shoe rack more than anything really. i'll buy those first ones at the end of the month, christ. it's 5:36, im wide awake, i bussed home from toronto at 9:30 , arrived at 2:30. drank too much iced tea and here i am stuck awake and peeing in 5 minute intervals. i got buzzed enough to sing in front of someone the other day (hi amy) it was weird. i was in voice lessons for nearly three years, so i can basicly sing any tune from a musical, but here i am wasting away singing an inebriated version of tango shoes by bif naked. this post was about too many shoes, insecurites, and rad times . fuck, throw in a background tune of some enya and weve got ourselves a youtube video blog. maybe next time this will remind me not to write at 5:30. 4 survivors|save yourself

[07 Oct 2006|02:57am] so i wanna get back into this regularly, i think i said that before a few posts ago/a few months ago. but i mean it this time. i think enough people still scope me out, and i have enough humourous rants to keep on going , specially fronted by pics, a la crocs. i just read my own crocs post, and giggled. it might be the fact that im tipsy, it might be the fact i have a crush on myself. im not here to decide. was that cocky? not really. am i cocky? hardly. am i an asshole? most likely. playball. 13 survivors|save yourself

[01 Oct 2006|11:05pm] thanks to everyone for coming out last night to the party at my place. it was a huuuuuuuuuge success, who knew that many people could cram into an apartment/hallway/fire escape. no barf? nothing stolen? nothing broken? huge success ! well nothing broken in the apartment anyways. the rest of the building looked like a wreck. hopefully plenty more parties to come ! Eric D-anjah says: dude JENGILLEN. says: yo Eric D-anjah says: your roomate is a fucking fag JENGILLEN. says: what Eric D-anjah says: he fucking kicked me out of the apt Eric D-anjah says: i had to bum money off people to get a cab home JENGILLEN. says: all my roomates are female Eric D-anjah says: then who the fuck was that fag that kicked me out JENGILLEN. says: if you hadnt been such a prick about sleeping in his girlfriends bedroom then maybe he wouldnt have needed to JENGILLEN. says: i swear eric, im gonna fucking punch you next time i see you. Eric D-anjah says: what are you talking about Eric D-anjah says: i never said iw as going to sleep in his gf's room Eric D-anjah says: i was going to sleep on the couch Eric D-anjah says: i was just laying down Eric D-anjah says: all he needed to say was you can't sleep in the room Eric D-anjah says: and i would of went in the living room Eric D-anjah says: but he was being a total ass Eric D-anjah says: saying i had to leacve JENGILLEN. says: if you ever punch one of my friends again.. Eric D-anjah says: jen... he was being irrational and forcing me to leave Eric D-anjah says: and then i punched him JENGILLEN. says: yeah JENGILLEN. says: dont you EVER fucking punch a friend of mine again Eric D-anjah says: i was explaining to him the situationand he wasn't even listening to me Eric D-anjah says: who does that? JENGILLEN. says: i dont know, who goes around punching someone for no good reason Eric D-anjah says: i didn't punch him for no reason Eric D-anjah says: he said you have to leave Eric D-anjah says: those where his exact words Eric D-anjah says: and i was like no man... my friend jen lives here and she said i could crash here JENGILLEN. says: you dont punch someone cause theyre telling you to leave Eric D-anjah says: and i was like i'm just going to crash on the couch JENGILLEN. says: admit you tried to crash in his gfs room at first Eric D-anjah says: so i was supposed to walk out of the apt and just begg people to give me money for a cab Eric D-anjah says: i didn'yt Eric D-anjah says: i fucking swear JENGILLEN. says: you said you were laying down somewhere before going into the living room Eric D-anjah says: yeah on the bed Eric D-anjah says: i wasn't trying to sleep in the bed tho Eric D-anjah says: i was just laying down JENGILLEN. says: do you have any idea how mad i was firstly seeing that craig got punched, and secondly after finding out you did it Eric D-anjah says: he wasn't being a jackass JENGILLEN. says: okay, he wasnt JENGILLEN. says: whats your point JENGILLEN. says: get bent. 15 survivors|save yourself

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